"When you have a shot of tequila at 8:30AM, you’ve already decided what kind of Monday it’s gonna be."

"Why does “Guy’s Night Out” always seem to translate into 10 shots a-piece and me waking up covered in my own blood?"

A picture of a drunk chick…because bird-bird-bird-bird’s the word

A picture of a drunk chick…because bird-bird-bird-bird’s the word

"I only take a drink on two occasions: when I’m thirsty and when I’m not."

Brendan Behan
Greatest Invention EVER

Greatest Invention EVER