I woke up from my dream in a sweat noting that I only saw one set of footsteps in the sand, so I asked the Lord about it and he replied, “Ohhh, that was Obama when he hit his golfball in a sandtrap on his vacation.”

I challenge you!

I challenge you!

We now know where Hillary Clinton got part of her political philosophy from.
 Those who forget history are doomed to repeat it

We now know where  got part of her political philosophy from.

Those who forget history are doomed to repeat it

Thanks for keeping East Mercury Blvd in Hampton, VA. clean and tidy, Poop Tyson!

Thanks for keeping East Mercury Blvd in Hampton, VA. clean and tidy, Poop Tyson!

How one shoe can ruin a family photo.

How one shoe can ruin a family photo.

I’ve never been so embarrassed as an American.

I’ve never been so embarrassed as an American.

No one tells me what to do…including a soda company!!! 
All the cola belongs to me!!!

No one tells me what to do…including a soda company!!!

All the cola belongs to me!!!

Dave Mustaine in full WTF mode.

Dave Mustaine in full WTF mode.

Hand drawn 3D art.

So, I bought a house!

It was built in 1918. It’s 3 bedrooms, 1800 sq. feet, 1.5 bathrooms and in a great neighborhood on the river. Since I don’t have a family, I’m gonna need to do a little painting to get rid of the “kid colors” but other than that, it’s move in ready. I move in Aug. 1st.

Suck it, Socialist.

Suck it, Socialist.

These cartoons sum up the “Hobby Lobby” SCOTUS decision perfectly.

These cartoons sum up the “Hobby Lobby” SCOTUS decision perfectly.

"It would really help if they taught English majors how to center the cheese on a McDonald’s cheeseburger."

WTF Animation.

Well THAT pretty much sums it up.

Well THAT pretty much sums it up.